Splooge Bar

This is not your grandma’s soap.

This is a 7” dick-shaped bar of chaos that smells way too good for how stupid it looks.

This bad boy is dripping in sweet berries, juicy citrus, and creamy vanilla. It’s loud. It’s flirty. It’s absolutely doing the most — just like the person you’re buying it for (or yourself, no judgment).

Viva La Juicy Dupe 

Perfect for:

• Bachelorettes that are already unhinged
• Gag gifts that go too far
• People who like their self-care dirty but still luxurious

Yes, it cleans you.

Yes, it’s ridiculous.

Yes, everyone will talk about it.

Use it. Laugh about it. Don’t be a coward.

18+ Only | Adult Novelty Product